J-Wild

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Totally Crazy!

I have seen a lot of crazy things since I have lived here in New York City. There is good crazy and creepy crazy. The good things would be the free U2 concert, the "bucket drummers" in times square, seeing eye dogs (amazing), The Gates, Halloween Parade in the Villiage, Macy's Day Parade (four times), The Yankees, Knicks Game, etc.

The bad things would be Naked hill - so named for all of the pasty white Manhattanites covering a grassy hill in central park wearing little to no clothing the first time the temperature is around 70 degrees in March. Parents taking their kids to the corner of the subway platform so they can pee (on one occasion a poop). Upper Eastsiders actually wiping their dogs behinds after they have taken a squat on the sidewalk. Getting in a 85 degree subway car that is packed with people and touching hot, sweaty, nasty skin. People freaking out over the littlest stuff (particularly on the bus or in the post office). Good taste going out the window once winter is over and the jackets are put up. More than a few five year olds licking the bus windows, subway poles, and bus seat handles....sick! Rats...big, hairy, unafraid rats!


"So, I didn't know you were
into waterguns?"
These things are experienced everyday to varying degrees by people who call The City home. But the one thing that universally throws all New Yorkers for a loop is this:

Seeing someone you know while on your commute, in a store, or out of relationship context.

It is so freaky! Just the other day Allison and her sister noticed that a woman dropped her bag while they were shopping in front of Macy's on 34th st. There has to be about 10,000 people out on the sidewalks during this time of day on a Saturday. Mary-Kathryn and Allison pick up the bag and run to catch the woman. When they get to her, she turns around and low and behold it's a mother of one of our teens in the youth group! Allison talked about how weird it was for three days!

There have been several times where I have gotten on a subway car and seen people I know from church, our building, or familiar tourist and it totally throws me off. I have nothing to say to them, it's like seeing them out of the context of our relationship doesn't allow me to interact with them in a normal way. Since the city is so big, so crowded, and there are literally hundreds of ways for people to get around you often only see people you know in places you supposed to see them. If someone has your same commute, then perhaps you will see them, but it just so unlikely.

I can handle "Big Brother" watching me, but running into someone I know out of context throws me for a loop every-time.

Speaking of seeing people out of context, we are going on a trip to Glen Rose, TX for a reunion to see some old college friends. We haven't all been together in five years (which we still won't be all together, but since Mario will be there that will be close enough). I think I am the only one who has been to Glen Rose actually. My mom took us kids there to the Dinasaur State Park several times, and we walked in the creek and stared up at the fenced in Dinasaur replicas, like these kids are doing. We are really looking forward to seeing everyone, not necessarily for the environment, but definately for the company. I will post some pics when I get back, and you can see how pasty white this New Yorker is....I know, I know, you'll be holding your breath in anticipation.

Oooh, Oooh, Oooh...iTunes is now PodCast compatible! This is wickedly awesome, and just one more thing for me to get into, and thanks to Apple...it's all automatic. I have to say I LOVE my iPod, it's the coolest thing ever!

6 comments:

Kyle said...

I lived in New York for the summer of 2000. Here are some memorable moments:

Watching a family of rats playing around the subway track as a cool breeze blew in through the empty corridor and a man with a keyboard sang some beautiful aria. It was pretty magical.

Accidentally walking up on a homeless guy taking a dump behind some scafolding at 6:30am.

Being asked how to get to Manhattan CoC on the subway when I myself was headed to the very same place. When I get there I find a family from my home town church. They take me out for lunch.

A guy walked straight up to me and yelled, "What's your problem? Get the f**k out of my way, you little s**t!" And it continued.

Auditioning dozens of struggling actors for a student film that paid nothing.

Buying breakfast for a young homeless couple who just woke up on the street and then being thanked by them later in Wash Sq Park.

Getting to say no to drugs roughly three times before I arrived at class every morning during my 5 minute walk through Wash Sq. Park.

kenny said...

I'm so confused by your watergun photo... does that have to do with your post in any way whatsoever?? I'm just missing something I think.

J-Wild said...

Kenny, I am surprised that I have to explain it. The woman without a gun happens to run accross her friend, in a field, behind an abulance and they are surprised to see eachother. The woman in the white shirt is surprised to see her normally reserved friend running around with "Nascar Dan" being a squirt gun flirt.

The woman in black jeans is of course mortified, because she didn't think she would see anyone she knew at the Watergun Open Chapionship. Hence, and uncomfortable conversation based solely on seeing someone out of "relationship context."

Referring to Kyle's post...When Allison was about eight months pregnant she was standing on a corner with my sister and brother-in-law when a homeless woman came up and asked politely about when she was due. Allison told her and she proceeded to scream at the top of her lund "This woman is having a f***king baby! This woman is having a f***king baby, get her a doctor!"

Another time, when we were working with Shiloh picking up kids for camp, someone walked by and spit on us!

Jana said...

NYC adventures...can't beat 'em.

kenny said...

Oh okay... thanks Jason. I get it now... I think...

CL said...

I don't think I have thought much about it, but now that I have - you are absolutley right. It is kind of weird. It makes me ask questions about community in regard to whether or not our churches for instance exist only in a contextual (which you mentioned), surface world. I think I know the answer too many times. Isn't kinda sad though?